hey~~
how people.. wzappening?!?!
not much has happened ... jus lucky.. cuz seisen and issh got exams and we dont i felt like sayinfg that, but its a bit mean .. cuz i mean they work hard to get good grades and all..so ..good luck!!
anyways ... ageo thing was hard, but we did pull throught.. right ali?.. it was fun bossing drug addict around, but he was a good worker after all.. hahahhaha- anyways.. the english posters got put up today.. like the top 25 best ones wer put up.. i saw many peoples ones that didnt expect thers to be up ther.. lol mine was up---huge suprise---.. anyways----in science wer doing brains!!!!..and tomarrow i think we get to cut up sheeps eyeballs:
anyways heres sum jokes :D
Helluva Day
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."
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A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”
“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother warns. “It is not polite.”
“Ok,” the little girl says. “How much do you weigh?”
“Now really,” the mother says, “these are personal questions, and really none of your business.”
Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and daddy get a divorce?”
“That is enough questions, honestly!” The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
“My Mom wouldn’t tell me anything,” the little girl says to her friend.
“Well,” said the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card—it has everything on it.” Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are. You are 32.”
The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?”
“I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.” The mother is past surprise and shocked now.
“How in heaven’s name did you find that out?”
“And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce.”
“Oh really?” the mother asks. “And why’s that?”
“Because you got an F in sex.”
thats all.. |